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Alien Princess RiRi brought her ketchup colored foolery to the Rio in Rio Madrid Festival in Spain tonight, and I don’t know whether I want to hand her a pair of clippers or dip a french fry in her hair. Bitch looks like Ronald McDonald’s special cousin Rudy who has big dreams of becoming a full-time Moe Howard impersonator, but has to work the red eye as a janitor in the meantime.

I’m trying to hate this shit, but the more I stare at it the more I see a peen head. And well, you know I’m easy for peen heads. Even peen heads that suffer from Rosacea.

Now the fact that her body looks like Vadge’s Blonde Ambition